The Totally Epic Klon Thread of Awesome About Swearing

[jkokura]

Curtis... you don't want to start this... Mostly because I want to play...

Jacob

[GermanCdn]

Dude, you win, hands down, I was just trying to derail this thread into the awesomeness that is the Duck Commander.

[jkokura]

Dude, you win, hands down, I was just trying to derail this thread into the awesomeness that is the Duck Commander.

What on earth is the Duck Commander? (by the way, best Madbean thread ever)

Jacob

[GermanCdn]

Duck Commander is a brand of duck calls made by a bunch of well educated and well informed rednecks in Louisianna, which then spun into their own series of straight to DVD movies (google "The Duckmen"), which then spun itself into its own TV series on A&E, Duck Dynasty.

It's absolutely hilarious family entertainment, going back to good old family values.  And the beards are awesome.

[jubal81]

Manly:


Not manly:


Dutch:

[juansolo]

Dutch (above) = awesome

[juansolo]

Back on Buggery:

Of the many Brit profanities that I enjoy, lately I've really taken to using "fuck right off". Over here, we have "fuck off", but adding "right" really seems to give it an extra bit of zing that I savor. 

Another favoUrite (tee-hee) is "arsed", as in "can't be arsed".

Ah FRO is a classic. Another to add to your arsenal is get f**ked or for added effect get royally f**ked. C**t can be added to the end of either if you actually mean it.

[raulduke]

Glad to see we are back on good old swearing 

Another good, and dirty, one is 'royally twatted'

eg. 'I had 8 cans of special brew last night and was royally tw*tted'.

Adding Royally adds a certain air of.... elegance... to ones swearing doesn't one think old chap?  

[juansolo]

Oh most certainly.

[pickdropper]

On Wednesday, a buddy of mine introduced me to Celebrator Doppelbock and Aventinus Weiszen Eisbock.  It was royally f**king fantastic, but I had to drive home, so I was responsible and didn't get completely tw*tted.

[Effectsiation]

On Wednesday, a buddy of mine introduced me to Celebrator Doppelbock and Aventinus Weiszen Eisbock.  It was royally f**king fantastic, but I had to drive home, so I was responsible and didn't get completely tw*tted.

Regular Aventinus is one of my absolute favorite beers. The Celebrator Dopplebock is pretty good as well.

Additionally I plan on growing a beard next month for Movember, even though when I have one I look like an IT guy (no offense).

[tenwatt]

This thread is now about "The Princess Bride".

[pickdropper]

This thread is now about "The Princess Bride".

Inconceivable!

[Haberdasher]

This thread is now about "The Princess Bride".

Inconceivable!

you keep using that word.  i do not think it means what you think it means.

[madbean]

Best mbp thread evar.