New home page

[HamSandwich]

The song looooool     

[juansolo]

Glorious! Will have to try to connect to it on my Amiga for the full effect.

[madbean]

I think you do need to have a hidden link though.

[somnif]

I think you do need to have a hidden link though.

Oh god, Fibonacci beans!

[nzCdog]

 

[Willybomb]

Needs more animated gifs.

[EBK]

Important Announcement!!!  Needs some sideways-scrolling text announcements!

[Yahoo67]

Important Announcement!!!  Needs some sideways-scrolling text announcements!

+1 !!!!

[pickdropper]

What, no dancing baby?

[playpunk]

Just want to let you know that your guestbook isn't working. Please fix ASAP.

[madbean]

Just want to let you know that your guestbook isn't working. Please fix ASAP.

Have you notified the websmaster?

[Yahoo67]

Dum dum tish, dum dum tish, dum dum tish du-dum dum tish ! Love this !!! But its not overloud like they used to be back in the days. The site also needs a geocities logo ^^ and a loooooooooooot more comic sans font!

[EBK]

I decided to pull a book off my shelf to see what other nuggets of wisdom I could find.  The book is, Web Publishing Unleashed, ©1997.  It is cover-to-cover awesome, of course, but perhaps most to the point, it has some summary chapters, like this:

So, what does a perfect web page look like?  Apparently, this:


The part describing an attentio-grabbing business page shows a screenshot that probably doesn't fully capture the eye bleed they describe:
"But the most memorable part of the page is the freeware Java applet under the masthead that creates moving waves of text with rainbow colors flowing through them." 

[playpunk]

Just want to let you know that your guestbook isn't working. Please fix ASAP.

Have you notified the websmaster?

Best form submission ever.

[BuGG]

At first glance I thought that bit read "My favorite porn - My daughters, My dog"