This could be the answer to my guitar playing problems

[bcalla]

This eBay item should do the trick.

[GermanCdn]

The (in)appropriate responses would seem to be either:

a) Given some of the swimsuit pics in her other hypnosis packs, I'm betting it's $12.95 for the first minute, $0.99 for every minute thereafter........

b) For under $100, I can be a better guitar player, lose 100 lbs, learn to be a better salesman AND play well with others?  SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!