Random PCB PIF (that's free stuff for those of you wondering what PIF is)

[midwayfair]

I have a few PCBs that just won't get built and I feel bad holding onto them.

There are 4 PCBs here, each with their own unique requirement.

1) JMK Scuba Muff -- I dearly wanted to build this, but the fact is it's sized for a 125B and I just never keep them around the house. It's a super awesome muff variant (I breadboarded it) that can get a ton of sounds, almost as many as a Pharoah.

To get this one, you must agree to film or record a demo of the pedal in action.

2) JMK Delay -- this is Jacob's standard delay. You can build a Rebote or DBD on it, for instance.

To get this one, you must agree to post a build report of the finished delay.

3) Bacon Bits -- this is the older version, without the warm switch. This is a beginner-friendly build. To get this, you must have fewer than 100 posts here, or have started building within the last 6 months.

4) Whisker Biscuit -- CJ's layout of what is, quite honestly, my favorite "big muff" variant. I have two of these to give away. To get this, you must answer the following question: What is the brightest object that currently exists in the known universe? I will accept more than one answer for this, with one board for each correct answer.

5) Neptune Delay -- this is a black PCB, and I'm not sure which run it's from. Another CJ PCB (I have a few ...). To get this, answer me this: If I take away one of Neptune's points, what is he holding.

Have fun!

[murdog47]

4) Whisker Biscuit -- CJ's layout of what is, quite honestly, my favorite "big muff" variant. I have two of these to give away. To get this, you must answer the following question: What is the brightest object that currently exists in the known universe? I will accept more than one answer for this, with one board for each correct answer.

The sun?

[slimtriggers]

4) Whisker Biscuit -- CJ's layout of what is, quite honestly, my favorite "big muff" variant. I have two of these to give away. To get this, you must answer the following question: What is the brightest object that currently exists in the known universe? I will accept more than one answer for this, with one board for each correct answer.

The sun?

I was gonna guess quasar for that one.  If I win, it's yours, murdog

[midwayfair]

One for each of you! Quasars are extremely bright but also extremely far away (other galaxies!), and also might no longer exist since they're so old; and the sun is the most luminescent thing we can see. PM me your addresses.

[ddog]

5) Neptune Delay -- this is a black PCB, and I'm not sure which run it's from. Another CJ PCB (I have a few ...). To get this, answer me this: If I take away one of Neptune's points, what is he holding.

Have fun!

Is it a pitchfork? I'm feeling there is a clever answer to this

[pryde]

I thought gamma ray bursts were the brightest?

[midwayfair]

I thought gamma ray bursts were the brightest?

I'd consider that a phenomenon and not an object, though.

[haveyouseenhim]

 If I take away one of Neptune's points, what is he holding.

Instead of a trident it is a bident

[midwayfair]

If I take away one of Neptune's points, what is he holding.

Instead of a trident it is a bident

Ding ding! I've got your address, I'll get it out to you on Monday.

[jimilee]

How soon do you need the build report? Is love to do the delay, just cause it's a delay. I got stuff to so but I can bump it ahead.

[midwayfair]

How soon do you need the build report? Is love to do the delay, just cause it's a delay. I got stuff to so but I can bump it ahead.

I dunno. You can has.

[jimilee]

How soon do you need the build report? Is love to do the delay, just cause it's a delay. I got stuff to so but I can bump it ahead.

I dunno. You can has.

Thanks Jon

[pickdropper]

One for each of you! Quasars are extremely bright but also extremely far away (other galaxies!), and also might no longer exist since they're so old; and the sun is the most luminescent thing we can see. PM me your addresses.

Total (but interesting) thread derail.

I was a judge for a high school science show last year and one of the presentations was titled:

"Gravitationally lensed Quasars: a morphological approach."

It was an incredibly detailed presentation and the kid presenting it was able to field questions in real time.  He had certainly worked with adults on aspects of it, but he understood it.

The real kicker was that he wasn't qualified to win because he wasn't old enough: he was still in Junior High.

[haveyouseenhim]

Ding ding! I've got your address, I'll get it out to you on Monday.

Awesome!  I guess all the flounder giggin' I did as a child is finally paying off.

[AntKnee]

I just started building in January... I'd happily build the Bacon Bits!