Confessions thread

[madbean]

For fun. Put in your silly, non-consequential confessions here. Please, keep it light.

#1 - I hate reality TV (most TV, actually) but I LOVE Shark Tank. I think it is hilarious. Plus, I think it would be awesome to be an inventor or venture capital type guy.
#2 - When I feel down, a quick visit to cuteoverload.com makes my day infinitely better.
#3 - I secretly wish I could write a sci-fi novel or produce/write a comedy-horror film.

[selfdestroyer]

I'll play

1] I spend more time pretending to work at my desk than actually working.
2] I have not seen a news broadcast on TV for over 5 years. If I want to hear about news I will read about it.
3] Films that leave you feeling uncomfortable, sympathetic or just plain confused. The wife and I both enjoy the horror & exploitation genre. Most friends shutter at the movies I own. lol
4] If you don't keep track of the money then you never over spend. (works on everything)

Cody

[jimilee]

1) Haven't balanced my checkbook in over 8 years.
2) I really don't like the band I'm in, but I rehearse once a week just to play music.
3) Don't watch a lot of T.V. dramas at all, more of a news junkie.
4) Would love to play guitar in a band instead of bass at least once in my life.

[GermanCdn]

1) I have almost completely swapped out my guitar collection from last year.
2) Even if I was blind, I'd think Lzzy Hale is one of the hottest women on the face of the earth from her voice alone.
3) I find myself not hating it when my wife makes me watch Food network.
4) This is my 900th post.

[Matt]

When I see people texting while driving and drifting all over the road, I secretly hope they'll hit the curb.

I know, I'm going to hell.

[chromesphere]

1) I couldn't sleep for a week after I watched Shaye Saint John Balloon Goon (youtube it )
2) I drink 3 cups of tea a day as a substitute for coffee because it gives me a headache, and it makes me feel less masculine.
3) Im worried people are going to think im a wimp from writing those 2 points above

[PhiloB]

I visit Damn You Auto Correct website every few months.  It takes about 5 minutes, but eventually I am laughing hysterically , tears and all.  Sad part is, it's not really THAT funny.  But never fails to produce the same results.

[raulduke]

I actually find Alan Carr funny.

... please don't tell anyone 

[juansolo]

- I break the law at least once every single time I get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
- I have no issues burning, cutting or generally injuring myself. But I have a completely irrational fear of needles/injections.
- I'm a geek, and therefore socially retarded. I hide it well to be fair, but I just don't understand small talk and am generally uncomfortable around people I don't know well. Which is of course a catch22.

That'll do for now.

[stevie1556]

- I really enjoy hitting customers at work with the trollies, and never mean sorry when I say it.
- I don't practice nearly enough guitar compared to building pedals.
- I'm a prolific cheater as I hate losing.
- I can never find things in a tidy place, however, when it's messy I know where everything is.

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[Cortexturizer]

- I have a pretty bad case of vertigo, I often dream that I am falling from a building or balancing on a thin piece of construction gear somewhere up there...scary scary stuff.
- I hate cinnamon so much that I have to take it off coffee whenever they serve me with it in a pub or a coffee shop and I get really really upset
- I was so OCD, that I used to count letters in a movie subtitle, grouping them in batches of five, and then, if there wasn't an even number of groups of five, then I would make compromises like, a letter H contains three dashes so yeah we can work with that, and so on..
I know, that's crazy.

[gtr2]

1) I drink whole leaf green tea (I think it keeps me from getting sick)
2) I want to be a full time entrepreneur
3) I miss playing straight up rock and roll, loudly...

[neve1272]

1)when i was a kid i wanted to grow up to be  a Jedi...
2) touching paper bag or card board is like nails on a chalkboard to me
3) looking at sharp or pointy things hurts my eyes

[culturejam]

1) I've never really been a *real* band. I've done plenty of one-off performances with other guys, had a garage band in high school, had regular jams in college and beyond, recording my own music, etc. But never really had a steady, regular band that played paying gigs around town.

2) I really enjoy certain reality TV shows. Mostly the ones about cooking or "turnaround" shows: Top Chef, Chopped, Bar Rescue, Restaurant Impossible, etc. I also love Deadliest Catch.

3) I like old DOD pedals.

4) I watch very little sports on TV (almost entirely college football or Premiere League Football), don't really like playing poker, and don't ever have a desire to hit up the strip clubs. And yet, I'm one of the most hetero guys you'll ever meet. 


EDIT: One more thing:

5) Macklemore is awesome! 

[jubal81]

1) I change songs lyrics to make them about my dog and sing them around the house
2) The bacheloritis is so advanced I don't even microwave hot dogs any more - just eat them cold out of the fridge
3) I regularly take an hour on the throne playing iPad game