Current Lover isn't loving the current. FIXED

[haveyouseenhim]

I built up a current lover board and it's only putting out a clean signal, no flanging whatsoever.
Tinkering around I found that a wall wart will make the zener diode heat up, but with a fresh battery it's fine. I changed out the diode just to be on the safe side. Then I went through checking pinouts, polarity, and several cap and resistor values, but no love.

http://www.madbeanpedals.com/projects/CurrentLover/CurrentLover.pdf

Here's the voltages. If a picture is needed I can post one.

9.14V fresh battery

IC1
1   4.84
2   4.84
3   4.4
4   0
5   4.6
6   4.64
7   4.4
8   9.24

IC2
1   8.24
2   4.3---4.4
3   3.9
4   8.8
5   0
6   4.33---4.44
7   6.84
8   6.87

IC3
1   9.18
2   4.4
3   4.5
4   4.5
5   4.5
6   4.5
7   4.5 
8   0
9   4.36---4.5
10  4.36---4.5
11  4.36---4.5
12  4.36---4.5
13  0
14  4.4
15  4.36---4.5
16  0

IC4
1   4.4
2   4.4
3   7.9---8.4
4   0
5   4.4
6   0
7   0
8   0
9   0
10  0
11  0
12  0
13  9.1
14  9.06

IC5
1   4.5
2   4.5
3   4.5
4   9.06
5   Frantically jumping between 1 and 2 volts
6   Frantically jumping between 1 and 2 volts
7   Frantically jumping between 1 and 3 volts
8   0---7.8
9   4.2
10  Jumping between 2 and 5 volts
11  0
12  4.2
13  4.2
14  Jumping between 2 and 5 volts

IC6
1   0
2   Frantically jumping between 1 and 3 volts
3   Frantically jumping between 1 and 3 volts
4   0
5   9
6   9
7   8.4 +/-
8   9

8.2V zener   8.21

Q1 
1   6.2
2   6.84
3   9

Q2
1   8.64
2   8.13
3   Jumping between 1 and 2 volts

Q3
1   8.97
2   1.47
3   6

[Scruffie]

I've only just got back from a trip and i'm knackered but I think something is wrong at the BBD... I think it's causing it to draw too much current hence the over heating zener.

Pin 4 should be 14/15th voltage yet it has 16/15th voltage from the look... You perhaps messed up something with the 3007/3207 switching.

[haveyouseenhim]

You perhaps messed up something with the 3007/3207 switching.

I have the jumpers vertically oriented like on the build docs. I was especially cautious to make sure I got that right.

[haveyouseenhim]

I just spotted something I missed on the docs. I'll report back in a bit.

[haveyouseenhim]

I am a total idiot. I missed the part that says to omit D4, D5, and C5.

The current is being loved good and hard. And going raw.